The timing couldn't be more right. Less than two weeks before the election and Trillianes pops the Php 211M expose. Somebody deposited Php 500 in the bank account, and Banco de Oro accepted it with the names of D30 and his 'drama queen' daughter on the deposit slip. Trillanes has proven half of his allegation, that the bank account exists; the other half, which is the Php 211 M deposit, may be proven in just a matter of time. The Duterte crisis team faces the toughest hurdle yet. The spin doctors have successfully navigated through the Pope curse incident and the rape joke, but now, it's about the money deposited in an account which is not declared in the SALN. What are the options for Duterte? Let us count them all from the inventory of past spins and excuses:
1. The Corona excuse - "Inipon ko yan since grade school."
2. The 5-6 excuse - "Hiniram ko sa bumbay."
3. The Chavit Gambit - "Payag ako makulong basta kasama si Erap."
4. The Erap excuse - "Kay Jose Velarde yan!"
5. The Arroyo excuse - "Kay Jose Pidal yan!"
6. The Cito Lorenzo excuse - "Kasalanan ni Joc-Joc!"
7. The Joc-Joc Bolante excuse - "May sakit ako."
8. The Joey Marquez excuse after being caught by his wife in bed with another woman - "Hindi ako 'to!"
9. The Kim Wong style - "Isoli ko na lang yung natira."
10. The Flaminiano style - "Objection your honor!"
11. The Classic Duterte style - "Putang ina mo Trillanes, barilan na lang tayo!"
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