Sunday, April 28, 2002

Joke from the mails
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THERE WOULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN PRESIDENT

10. White House is not big enough for in-laws and the relatives.

9. Not enough parking spaces at White House for 2 Honda Civics, Toyota
Celica, 1985 Mercedes Benz Diesel, BMW (big mean wife) and MPV (My Pinoy
Van) and the jeepney owner..

8. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with fingers at state
dinners.

7. Too many dining rooms in the White House (Where will they put the last
supper picture?

6. White House walls not big enough to hold giant wooden spoon and fork.

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "psssst, psssst."

4. Secret service staff uncomfortable driving presidential car with rosary
hanging on the rear view mirror or the statuette of Santo Nino on the
dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines on every White House
Room.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON

1. AIR FORCE ONE does not allow overweight balikbayan boxes.

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