This Made Me Laugh
A lawyer and his wife were watching an Alfred Hitchcock film. There
were at least a dozen suspects as to who killed the victim.
Suddenly, the husband blurted, "I've got it all figured it out. I believe Paul Newman is the killer."
The wife was surprised, "But Paul Newman is not even in the film" she said.
"I know", the lawyer replied, "Isn't that a perfect alibi?"
From Ferdinand S. Topacio's Jokes by Legal Fiction