Thursday, February 02, 2006

Top 10 things that sound dirty, but in the law firm aren't

I've been busy with work, and I thought that my next entry would be in the next quarter. But a client passed a text message to me, and I decided it should have a place here. So here it goes.

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge.
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Think you can get me off?
5. Is it a penal offense?
4. Better leave the handcuffs on.
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. For P2000 an hour, she better be good!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sir,

If I went in here, I just wasn't sure if ur stil visiting ur blog in securities. I just want to ask po when we could have our finals in Securities Law? We need to pass it po kc b4 we cud enroll in a review school.

Thank a lot!

-Edward-

Anonymous said...

^^^Sorry po if I went in here to remind u about the exam. I hope u cud give us notwithstanding ur busy schedule.

Anonymous said...

miss ur posts.

Sassy Lawyer said...

I like #8 best. Sounds delicious. LOL

Rizalist said...

Any bets on how SC will handle EO 464?

marvin said...

Rizalist,

Gloria will win the EO 464 debate. When legislative functions have become disruptive of the executive function, the power of the executive would be upheld. Unfortunately, I don't have the time as of the moment to explain why. But all odds are in favor of the Malacanang tenant.